Get off and get stuffed with this vibrator that orders you a pizza when you’re done

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Forget friends with benefits — now, there’s GrubHub with advantages.

CamSoda, the adult amusement website, is releasing a vibrator called the RubGrub that orderings the user a large cheese pizza from Domino’s after they orgasm.

Yes, it’s an actual vibrator that is really get you a pizza. The doll has a button that’s similar to the Amazon Dash, which is connected to the user’s phone and is pre-programmed with payment and delivery datum.

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After you finish buzzing, only push the button at the base of your RubGrub, and poof! A cheesy post-climax delight is headed to your doorway.

Their slogan is “Get off, and get stuffed! ” But is a giant pizza really what you crave most after a little quality day with a sex doll?

In a statement, Daryn Parker, CamSoda’s VP, said the answer is yes: “Masturbation, while ultimately enjoyable, can be a strenuous physical activity during which private individuals exerts a lot of energy and ignites many calories. Inevitably, once a person has climaxed, they seem lethargic and hungry.”

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Hmm. Well, either way, it’s an enjoyable notion. And it’s not the first time CamSoda has had a little fun with a sexuality toy. The company is also behind Bitcast, the interactive sexuality toys that vibrate based on how much the value of various cryptocurrencies rise and fall.

But if you’re not into needlessly complex masturbation habits, or if the very fact of knowing a fresh hot pizza “re on their way” gets you off, CamSoda’s RubGrub can be yours for $19.95. The company also plans to expand its cuisine selection to include Mexican and Chinese take-out too.

The future is now, folks, and it is…delicious.

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