Allow me to let you in on a little secret that’ll make your Tinder matches run weak at the knees. You won’t need to scour their photos for a thoughtful opener. You won’t have to read their bio to find a their common interests. You won’t even need to stoop to the low level of uttering the word “hey.”
All you’ll necessity is a rudimentary understanding of cryptocurrency. And, if you fancy yourself something of a crypto-expert, your Tinder profile could well be about to blow up.
I’m talking about sending your matches cryptocurrency-related pick-up lines. And, before you reject this as the dorkiest, silliest thing you’ve ever heard, just take a look at what happened when I embarked on a little Tinder experiment. An experiment that–to my pleasant surprise–proved to be wildly successful.
You might have noticed the odd bit of Bitcoin chatter wangling its style into your conversations at the tavern. Or, perhaps your parents were wants to see you questions about Ethereum or Dogecoin over the holidays. Well, you’re not alone. Per Google Trends data, interest in cryptocurrency is at an all-time high. Why not capitalise on the crypto-buzz and build interest in you surge to an all-time high?
Armed with the knowledge that cryptocurrency is the~ hot topic~ of the moment, I decided to write some cryptocurrency-related pickup lines. I compiled a little list in a Google Doc and then swiped like there’s no tomorrow.
One line, suggested by a colleague, worked a allure on a chap named Christopher. I opened with “I wanna be your monero, ” which I wasn’t exclusively certain would prove fruitful. I was wrong, though. Christopher took the bait. Big period.
He told me I could interrogate his “private digital protocols” any time. Gosh.